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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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- Announced
- Shooting
- Wrapped
- Released
- Country
- USA
- Director
- Writer
- Runtime
- 1h 53m
- Rating
- R
- Genres
- Drama
Release dates
US dates, plus theatrical dates in the film's own country.
- LimitedUS
- WideUS
- DigitalUS
Plot
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
(24)
- Rose Byrne · Linda
- Conan O'Brien · Therapist
- A$AP Rocky · James
- Danielle Macdonald · Caroline
- Delaney Quinn · Child
- Mary Bronstein · Dr. Spring
- Ivy Wolk · Diana
- Mark Stolzenberg · Parking Attendant
- Manu Narayan · Landlord
- Christian Slater · Father
- Eva Kornet · Breathworker
- Ella Beatty · Kate
- Helen Hong · Eva
- Daniel Zolghadri · Stephen
- Josh Pais · Brad
- Ronald Bronstein · Caroline's Husband (voice)
- Lark White · Vanessa
- Laurence Blum · Police Officer
- Amy Judd Lieberman · Melanie
- Char Sidney · Nurse
- Jodi Michelle Pynn · Nurse
- J. Alan Scott · Puppeteer
- Jason Matthews · Puppeteer
- Victor Broadley · Puppeteer
Crew
(115)
Director
First Assistant Director
Script Supervisor
Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Writer
Art Department Production Assistant
Assistant Location Manager
Associate Producer
Background Casting Director
Casting Assistant
Executive In Charge Of Production
Executive Producer
Line Producer
Location Manager
Post Production Accountant
Production Accountant
Production Secretary
Unit Production Manager
Director of Photography
First Assistant Camera
Key Grip
Second Assistant Camera
Steadicam Operator
Still Photographer
Assistant Editor
Colorist
Editor
ADR Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Boom Operator
Dialogue Editor
Foley Artist
Foley Editor
Music Supervisor
Sound Designer
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Supervising Sound Editor
Art Department Coordinator
Art Direction
Assistant Property Master
Construction Coordinator
Graphic Designer
Main Title Designer
Production Design
Property Master
Set Decoration
Assistant Costume Designer
Costume Coordinator
Costume Design
Hair Department Head
Key Hair Stylist
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Department Head
On Set Dresser
Prosthetic Designer
Set Costumer
Wardrobe Supervisor
Special Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Producer
Visual Effects Supervisor
Gaffer
Loader
Marine Coordinator
Special Effects Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Double
Stunt Driver
Unit Publicist
Companies
(4)
Latest updates
(1)
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